This is a short story :
There is this hungry man I met on the road by the river.
If I catch him a fish, I am a donator.
If I teach him to fish, I am an educator.
If I sell him a fishing rod to fish, I am a provider.
If I wait for him to catch a fish and comments on how he fishes and the quality of his fish, I am an auditor.
BUT
If I can sit down with this hungry man, and basically brag to him about fish and fishing, where he can get fishing rod and what fishes are food and simple not do anyting else,
I am a CONSULTANT.
Well, sorry, but this joke was too good to pass. Hei, at least no lawyer is involved yet.
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